What would you do if you got propositioned to be a sugar baby, earning thousands of dollars in a month? For some, the idea of all this extra income is lavish! The feeling of freedom in getting to do whatever you wanted. For me personally it would mean being able to finally get my ownContinue reading “that time I almost got scammed by a modern day Nigerian Prince”
Author Archives: Vanessa
About ordering a pizza….
There’s something peculiar and familiar when debating our pizza order which dawned on me tonight. The scenario: Should I get a 10″ or a 16″? Is the 10″ big enough? Will it fill me? Will I have leftovers? Is it going to be too thin? Should I get thick crust? 16″ might be too big,Continue reading “About ordering a pizza….”
The bigger the nose the bigger the penis
In breaking news: it’s all about the nose, ladies! This factoid, backed by science, will make endless swiping more fun! All eyes on the schnozz. https://www.menshealth.com/uk/sex/a36339905/bigger-penis-large-noses/ From my research, I concur. What about yours?
running to a higher self.
With the pandemic, I’ve had to move my workouts from the gym to the great outdoors (unless it’s raining), so I’ve been doing a lot of running. With each run and every exertion, my brain has a sort of revelation where I come up with great ideas, or so I’d like to think (lol)….. LikeContinue reading “running to a higher self.”
alright, alright, alright
“Do not fall into the entitlement trap of feeling like a victim, you are not. Get over it and get on with it. Yes, most things are more rewarding when you break a sweat to get them.” – Powerful words from Mr. McConaughey I wanted to share.
I baked cookies for a boy and all he did was drunk text me for 48hrs
Below is a true account of my dating experience, I wasn’t going to put this on blast, but thought you may find my story entertaining: Went on a few dates with this guy, we’ll call him The Pilot. He was nice, the kind of guy who opens car doors for you, picks you up atContinue reading “I baked cookies for a boy and all he did was drunk text me for 48hrs”
How do you take your coffee?
It’s a question I often ask people in the beginning stages of dating. I find it endearing, more unique then “What do you do for work?”, and it opens up the dialogue in a fun way. I never really thought about it, but apparently the way you take your coffee says a lot about yourContinue reading “How do you take your coffee?”
Everyone has their own shit. Mine’s no better nor worse. A a wise woman recently reminded me, “put yourself is someone else’s shoes.” So simplistic, yet how often do we truly do this? This adage cannot resonate stronger than at a time like right now. This is a moment in my lifetime where I’ve neverContinue reading “420 thoughts”
why you’re single
Reading an article posted on The Kit.ca where they interview Logan Ury, Director of Relationships at Hinge (like that’s even a real thing?!), and author of How to Not Die Alone, because apparently we have only two options in life: couple up or die alone. However, reading the article and trying not to be tooContinue reading “why you’re single”
HOT TIP: An easy way to see if you’re compatible with someone in the online dating world is to get their take on the whole pandemic thing. This will save a lot of time. You quickly find out if you’re vibing on the same wave length and whether or not you should proceed.