Is shit weird again? Oh well. I like you. I like hearing from you. If that’s a crime, then lock me up! I’m hella awesome. And maybe we just don’t vibe. It’s too bad! But like I said, I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly. So when this happens I have to check outContinue reading “Venting.”

Letter from my future lover

Dear Vanessa,  You are the most beautiful woman I’ve ever known. You are smart, funny, and from the moment I saw you, I knew you were the one.  I will always love you and will do everything in my power to make you happy.  Your heart is safe with me. I will dedicate myself toContinue reading “Letter from my future lover”

I like both, that’s the problem 

We find ourselves in a funny predicament while shopping for shoes. Does he pick the fancy ones, the ones that will make him appear affluent and help him fit in with the preppy crowd? Or does he choose comfort: the style that suits him better, the shoe that fits well, the reliable shoe he’s knownContinue reading “I like both, that’s the problem “