that funky spunk

Reader beware, this is going to be unappetizing. Yup. That’s right, we’re talking about semen. I don’t know about you, but I’ve had my share of funky tasting spunk, jizz, cum, spooge, whatever you want to call it. And you never know what you’re going to get when you’re with a new lover. The mental

universal tests

To prove you are in alignment with your intentions is determined by if we pass or fail a series of universal tests laid out in front of us. This is how it works: The magic of the cosmos will present us with a circumstance in order to gauge how intent we are on our intentions. I

What are your dating standards?

Let’s take a moment to talk about DATING STANDARDS Sticking to my dating standards during the pandemic has been difficult, or rather, I’ve been lazy. Bypassing the tinder texting phase and almost instantly sharing my phone number, bypassing my social media non-share practices and sharing my online life with a stranger, bypassing the feel-the-vibe-out phone

A Covid fling and it’s permanency

As we slowly get back to normal life only time will tell if your Covid fling will last. Oh yes, I’m talking about that companion we had to FaceTime with through the night, to go on physical distance walks with, to text during the day when bored af. How will these relationships fair once we’re

It’s like looking in a mirror

Anytime I find myself in the bathroom of a new beau, I give myself a second look in the mirror. It’s that “here we go again” kinda look. And in each bathroom mirror I think “maybe this is the one? maybe this is the last time I’ll catch myself in the mirror of a new

covid kisses confession

I’ve kissed three people during the pandemic. How many have you kissed? Now before you judge me, just understand that I: am almost 35-years-old am living with my mom was dumped pre-Covid hold questionable career choices It is not a time for me to also be single. And if you ask me, this whole quarantine,

Covid & the changing dating landscape

Well, I’m glad to say I kept some of my fat clothes. There’s a definite expansion in my waist these days, and it might be from stress eating! Right now, it’s all about being comfortable, and with the world turned upside down, it’s easy to get swept away in news-fear and anxiety. We are turning

tinder, netflix: interchangeable

endless options browse when bored keep around until something better comes along      

Dating during COVID-19

Dating is a way we audition each other for parts. Upon meeting, we sit across from each other and verbalize our wants and needs to see if the other person can and wants to deliver these things to us. Vice versa. We wonder what role this potential new person is going to play in our

Swiping left

I keep swiping left looking for my destiny. Is my perfect mate out there? & is he on tinder? I could spend hours browsing all the online apps. I want to be okay without the comfort of male attention – but I just want it so bad. I want to find the one I can